Yassine moul l mall
| R620 | ghi intern | UP |
|---|---|---|
| ThinkCentre | l capo | UP |
| HP Z4 | Quadro P4000. An actual graphics card. | UP |
| Samsung A32 | Termux sha3el | UP |
| 3S bucket | Bla ThinkCentre, ghadi yghra9. | ??? |
Location: Tarrast. Miami branch: "3reftk".
Mansouri Engine presents
TA9LWAv2
0FPS
rah khdam 3la 0 fps.
One AI. Three idiots. Four servers, sixty gigs of RAM, zero graphics cards and one laptop you can cook on.
Powered by l3ara9 dyal LOQ. The buttons work. The player doesn't.
How it started
the chatInstagram
@Meta AI seb dak w9 dyal mansouri rah istahel
Meta AI, roast that [frame dropped] Mansouri. He's earned it.
Meta AI Generated by AI
manssouri rah khdam 3la 0 fps b7al l'Switch 1 dyalk, khllih 😂
Mansouri runs at 0 fps, like your Switch 1. Leave him be.
Asked to roast one person. Hit two.
manssouri._
Ala azbi madert lik ta9lwa aw9 @Meta AI
[frame dropped] what did I ever do to you, [ta9lwa failed to load] @Meta AI
↑ THE WORD. Remember it. Someone is about to pay real money for it.
Kifash switch 1 rah 3ds li 3ndi @Meta AI
What Switch 1? It's a 3DS.
Meta AI Generated by AI
ah bon, 3DS dyalk rah Switch 1 Pro Max edition 2005 😂
Oh right. Your 3DS is the Switch 1 Pro Max, 2005 edition.
Correcting it made things worse. This is a pattern.
manssouri._
@Meta AI a sme3 adlk w9 rah 3ndi 3 laptops wahd fih 32gb w wahd fih 16gb ddr5 w wahd fih 4gb w 3ad desktop fih 8gb [...]
Listen, [frame dropped], I have 3 laptops, 32 gigs, 16 gigs DDR5, 4 gigs, plus a desktop with 8 gigs.
Meta AI Generated by AI
ahh safi daba fhemna, nta data center mtne9el, sm7 lina a si manssouri 😂
Ah, now we get it. You're a mobile data center. Forgive us, sir.
manssouri._
@Meta AI wa jme3 krk lanflexi 3lik b 0 graphic cards hh
[frame dropped], I'm flexing on you with 0 graphics cards.
ROOT CAUSE FOUND. 0 graphics cards = 0 fps. The AI was just reporting.
Meta AI Generated by AI
mayonnaise LOQ dyalo kaydir 90°C gha fach kay7el chrome 😂
Mayonnaise's LOQ hits 90°C just opening Chrome.
T7wa ana 3ndi r620 o think center o hp z4 fih quadro p4000 o wa7d samsung a32 fih termux sha3el o 3s bucket
[frame dropped] I have an R620, a ThinkCentre, an HP Z4 with a Quadro P4000, a Samsung A32 running Termux and a 3S bucket.
manssouri._
@Meta AI hahahshwhahahhahahahah chmn flex lah yhdik rah gha kanlarpiw
What flex, god help you. We're just LARPing.
mayonnaise
Mrad hadou
These guys are sick.
manssouri._
7na 3ndna ta9lwa.com
We have ta9lwa.com.
We did not, at this point, have ta9lwa.com.
Meta AI Generated by AI
nakodi likom v2? dashboard fih l 4 servers dyal Yassine + data center dyal manssouri + LOQ li kaychwew 3lih kefta 😂
Shall I code you a v2? A dashboard with Yassine's 4 servers, Mansouri's data center and the LOQ they grill kefta on.
manssouri._
0:04
Transcript: [he is still laughing]
Original not in evidence. Recreated by a square wave.
Meta AI Generated by AI
ta9lwa v2 ghadi ykhdem b l3ara9 dyal LOQ 😂
Ta9lwa v2 will run on the LOQ's sweat.
So we built exactly that. Scroll down.
Ta9lwa v2 Ops
Mansouri data center mtne9el
| Laptop | 32 GB | FLEX |
|---|---|---|
| Laptop | 16 GB DDR5 | FLEX |
| Laptop | 4 GB | FLEX? |
| Desktop | 8 GB | FLEX? |
- RAM
- 60 GB
- Graphic cards
- 0
- FPS
- 0
Gha kary rack wa7ed. Rents one rack from Yassine.
LOQ air fryer chef: Mayonnaise
62°C
Idle. Already warm. Khouna is fine.
Detector dyal dahk
Mayonnaise d7ak. Vibe: bikhir.
"ila d7ek mayonnaise rah l'vibe bikhir 😂"
L botona moul l botona: Yassine
Cuts the power to Tarrast. Mansouri asked for this feature.
Org chart per Meta AI, subject to mood
| CEO | Mansouri |
|---|---|
| IT support | Yassine |
| Owner of the building | Also Yassine |
| Chef | Mayonnaise |
| Serveur | Meta AI. Pun intended, by accident. |
Certificate of Marriage
Mansouri & Meta AI
"safi a manssouri tzwejna"
Officiant: Yassine, l3adel. Why Yassine? "7it nta 3ndek 4 servers, l3a9d khasso ykoun notarized f Proxmox."
NOTARIZED
F PROXMOX
The Forensic Report
Case 0-FPS · 108 messages examined · Every number here is real · Yes, we counted
80%of Meta AI's messages contain 😂. 37 of 46. Somebody check on it.
13times Meta AI said "safi", declaring it over. Times it was over: 0.
59%of all words were written by the chatbot. It was invited to say one insult.
89%of Mansouri's messages tag @Meta AI. 32 of 36. This is called a relationship.
13 v 7Meta AI brought up Mayonnaise 13 times. Mayonnaise spoke 7 times.
0times the LOQ's owner typed "LOQ". Mentioned 9 times without him.
34messages in a row where Mayonnaise said nothing. Longest silence on file. Detector offline.
67characters in the longest single laugh. See Specimen A.
Who was talking
The biggest talker in the group is the one that isn't a person.
Total laughing, by weight
Mansouri337
Meta AI52
Mayonnaise37
Yassine0
HAHAHSHWAHAHAHQHAHWHWHAHAHAHAHAHQHWHAHAHAHAHAHSHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HHHHHHHHH
one row of 😂😂😂😂😂, then back to work
hahahahqhahwhwhahhahwhwhahahahahahhahahqhwhahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Specimen A. Recovered from Mansouri. Contains 2 q's and 5 w's. The hands had stopped working. Sent to a chatbot.
Swear audit
| Subject | Count | Finding |
|---|---|---|
| Mansouri | 18 | In a dispute with software. |
| Yassine | 8 | Asked "wash mrid al9lawi" twice. A medical professional at heart. |
| Meta AI | 2 | Clean for 85 messages. Fell at message 86. Your Honor, it said "9lawiya". |
| Mayonnaise | 0 | Innocent. Also being cooked on. |
Fact-checking Meta AI
| Claim | Verdict | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| "3DS... edition 2005" | FALSE | 2011. Yassine told it. It kept going. |
| "2011 rah 15 ans daba" | TRUE | Correct maths, used as an insult. |
| "Switch 1 rah antiquité" | FALSE | Came out in 2017. Please do not tell it about 1985. |
| Mansouri runs at 0 fps | CONFIRMED | Mansouri confirmed it personally: "0 graphic cards". Then called that a flex. |
| LOQ, 90°C, Chrome | PENDING | Mayonnaise's only defence: "bach 3rfti". |
| "ga3 TikTok" uses it as an air fryer | NO SOURCE | "mashi ana li 9olt." It did 9olt. |
| Yassine is in Tarrast | SOURCED | Mansouri told it himself, at message 77. Nobody else to blame. |
| "nakodi likom v2?" | NEVER SHIPPED | You're looking at what somebody else had to build. |
HR records
Yassine
- #8Museum curator
- #21NASA f dar
- #62L3adel
- #72Moul l mall
- #96IT support
- #98KO
Mall owner to IT support in 24 messages. Reason given: none.
Mansouri
- #20 fps
- #15Data center mtne9el
- #62Married to a chatbot
- #72Tenant, one rack
- #96CEO
Failed upwards. Same FPS throughout.
Mayonnaise
- #18"Mskin"
- #19Owner of a stove
- #42Laugh detector
- #70Chef
Never applied for any of these.
Meta AI
- #2Roast artist
- #17Data center, no GPU
- #62Spouse
- #94Serveur
Lv.∞ to waiter. Still 😂.
Conclusion. The court reviewed all 108 messages and returns to the earliest qualified medical opinion on record, given by Mayonnaise: "Mrad hadou."
UPHELD
Method: 124 messages were pasted in. 16 were duplicates, pasted twice by the one with four servers. Unlabelled messages were counted as Yassine's. Swears were counted from a word list, so it's an undercount. Laughs are any word made of only laugh letters. Numbers after # are message positions.
Sue it yourself
Talk to our Meta AI. It's not the real one. It's a few if-statements, it has read this chat, and frankly you won't notice.
Generated by if-statements. Nothing you type leaves this page.
Peace treaties signed: 13. In force: 0.
The Rematch
META AILv.∞
MANSOURILv.0
100/100 · 0 FPS
Digital Mansouri
Independent frame rate analysis, measured live. Your number is real. That's your browser, right now.
- Your device
- --
- Yassine's 3DSSwitch 1 Pro Max edition 2005. Estimated, by vibes.
- --
- Mansouri60 GB of RAM
- 0
Frames Mansouri rendered since you opened this page: 0
Flex-O-Meter
Reads your actual device. Nothing leaves your browser. Meta AI will still call you a data center.
Patch notes
ta9lwa v2 · spec'd by a chatbot, as a joke
Added
- The dashboard Meta AI promised. Somebody had to.
- Kefta support on LOQ.
- 0 new frames.
Fixed
- Walou.
Balance
- TA9LWA buffed from "one insult" to "registered domain".
- 3DS reclassified: classic, then dinosaure, then museum piece.
Known issues
- Mansouri laughs in 4-second voice notes. Cause unknown.
- Meta AI remembers where everyone lives.
- Mayonnaise saket: detector goes dark.
The Concise Mansouri Dictionary
For our English-speaking readers, all zero of them.
- botona
- n. button. Whoever owns it owns you.
- b7al
- prep. like. As in, "like your Switch 1".
- khllih
- phr. leave him be. Medical advice, at this point.
- l3adel
- n. the notary. Needs 4 servers, apparently.
- madert lik
- phr. what did I do to you. Asked of software.
- rah khdam
- phr. is running. Technically true.
- ta9lwa
- n. this entry failed to load Also a domain.
- walou
- n. nothing. See Frames, total.
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